Oatmeal In W33D We Trust Sweatshorts

  • We came here on a search for The American Dream
  • The Glitz and the Glam F. Scott Fitzgerald promised us in 11th grade
  • But then we got hïigh 🥳
  • And a orange hairball got elected as president
  • So we began to diversify our trust beyond just America
  • & began to trust in W33333d 🥦❤️‍🔥
  • We wanted to share our trust with you in the form of sweatshorts
  • 100% Cotton, Oatmeal melange blend so you know we paid extra for that
  • And the strings are coiled like me and my fbuddy's complicated relationship
  • Dont ferking ask us about the inseam, check the size guide
Cheat Sheet
Machine Wash Friendly
Organic Cotton
Soft like Charmin
Cozy Fit
Ethically Sourced
23oz Heavy Knit
Adjustable Straps

All domestic orders are shipped via either USPS or UPS. All international orders via DHL. Items are expected to ship in 5-7 business days, unless noted otherwise. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. No returns or exchanges unless the package was damaged via transit / order contains a defective product. To inquire about size and fit, please check the size guide, or reach out to for better assistance.

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