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Oatmeal In W33D We Trust Sweatshorts

$105
  • We came here on a search for The American Dream
  • The Glitz and the Glam F. Scott Fitzgerald promised us in 11th grade
  • But then we got hïigh 🥳
  • And a orange hairball got elected as president
  • So we began to diversify our trust beyond just America
  • & began to trust in W33333d 🥦❤️‍🔥
  • We wanted to share our trust with you in the form of sweatshorts
  • 100% Cotton, Oatmeal melange blend so you know we paid extra for that
  • And the strings are coiled like me and my fbuddy's complicated relationship
  • Dont ferking ask us about the inseam, check the size guide
Cheat Sheet
Machine Wash Friendly
Organic Cotton
Soft like Charmin
Cozy Fit
Ethically Sourced
23oz Heavy Knit
Adjustable Straps

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