Burgundy Velvet Track Pants

  • That bottle of Bordeaux does not cut it.
  • Did you know that you can look extra rich
  • when you match your pants with your vino?
  • Your new quarantine uniform for your imaginary Playpad
  • Nap, work out, go out, mask up, dress down, get h!gh
  • you're statistically 420.69% more likely to get laid in these pants
  • In case you get the munchies,
  • we have you covered with coiled adjustable draw strings
  • 100% Brushed Velvet; Lined with Jacquard Woven
Cheat Sheet
Soft like Charmin
Cozy Fit

All domestic orders are shipped via either USPS or UPS. All international orders via DHL. Items are expected to ship in 5-7 business days, unless noted otherwise. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. No returns or exchanges unless the package was damaged via transit / order contains a defective product. To inquire about size and fit, please check the size guide, or reach out to for better assistance.

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