"The Enlightenment" Carpenter Pants

  • Adam and Eve sitting on a tree
  • S M 0 K ! N G
  • but what if God joined them?
  • that's exactly whats happening on your legz
  • if you wear these pants
  • may we all bl@ze the lord
  • whomever they may be to you
  • we hope they can guide you to your light
  • our signature straight legged, carpenter fit
  • fabric printed in seoul korea
  • elastic back waistband for holidae munchiez
  • 100% cotton, True to Size
  • Orders will be shipped within 25 Business Days due to supply chain constraints
  • But our Honor Rollers are working hard to get you your g00dies
  • Dank u for your patience 🥺💚
Cheat Sheet
Machine Wash Friendly
Organic Cotton
Hang Dry

All domestic orders are shipped via either USPS or UPS. All international orders via DHL. Items are expected to ship in 5-7 business days, unless noted otherwise. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. No returns or exchanges unless the package was damaged via transit / order contains a defective product. To inquire about size and fit, please check the size guide, or reach out to for better assistance.

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