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Vaxxed Beach Towel

  • If you're not getting laid too much this summer
  • at least you can lay in style 😎
  • We got the Pfizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • But we spiced up the vaccine recipe 👩🏻‍🍳
  • to ensure you have a hot hot summer  ❤️‍🔥 ❤️‍🔥 ❤️‍🔥
  • Pink lambo included in each towel 🎀
  • Size of the towel is in the bottom so don't email us about it
  • Double-sided thicccc towel with microfiber layer and cotton terry layer feels
  • 85% Cotton 15% Polyester 
  • Size 27 × 51 inches
Cheat Sheet
Machine Wash Friendly
Organic Cotton
Soft like Charmin
Ethically Sourced

All domestic orders are shipped via either USPS or UPS. All international orders via DHL. Items are expected to ship in 5-7 business days, unless noted otherwise. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. No returns or exchanges unless the package was damaged via transit / order contains a defective product. To inquire about size and fit, please check the size guide, or reach out to for better assistance.

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